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Holy Tales of the Gel
01:10
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Gel!
05:40
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"This surely looks nice" said Arthur
As he sat down to dig in
But a rap on the door disturbed him
Before he even could begin
He stood up from his table
And started down the hall
There, standing on his doorstep
Was a man with a bag named Paul
"In this bag" said Paul
Before Arthur could chime in
"Are centuries old lubricants,
Gels to put on your skin"
"Well I don't want no gel" said Arthur
"So just close that bag up tight,
You ain't got nothing I don't already have,
So just go and pick another fight"
As Paul, he left the threshold
With all his trinkets to sell
His bag popped open and what popped out
But a jumbo vial of the Gel!™
Well Arthur did not hesitate
To apply it to his skin
At that exact moment the ground opened up
And Paul pushed Arthur's ass in
"Welcome to my domain!" said Paul
As Arthur rubbed his eyes
"Can't ya believe what you're seeing there friend?
Well just wait for the real surprise"
Well, Arthur heard a rumble
And a grumble from down below
The ground began to crack and emit from within
A sinister yellow glow
Deep from within that chasm
Came a cacophonous chorus of shrieks
And up rose the Devil with his two pointed horns
And his infected Devil meat
"I've come to take the fleshsack!" said the Devil
As he spat onto the ground
"I'll take this boy under my own wing,
And make him the best Gel!™ salesmen around!"
Gel!™
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3. |
See You In Court
02:11
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In the criminal justice system
Gel based offenses are considered especially heinous
In Salt Lake City, Utah,
The dedicated detectives who investigate this vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as,
The Pelicants
These are their stories:
See you in court, bitch (x24)
Oyez
Oyez
All rise
All rise
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4. |
What a Mean Old Man
00:42
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5. |
ONLYINUT
04:36
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6. |
Dry As You Can Be
01:38
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The Pelicants Salt Lake City, Utah
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