Gel! EP

by The Pelicants

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"This surely looks nice" said Arthur As he sat down to dig in But a rap on the door disturbed him Before he even could begin He stood up from his table And started down the hall There, standing on his doorstep Was a man with a bag named Paul "In this bag" said Paul Before Arthur could chime in "Are centuries old lubricants, Gels to put on your skin" "Well I don't want no gel" said Arthur "So just close that bag up tight, You ain't got nothing I don't already have, So just go and pick another fight" As Paul, he left the threshold With all his trinkets to sell His bag popped open and what popped out But a jumbo vial of the Gel!™ Well Arthur did not hesitate To apply it to his skin At that exact moment the ground opened up And Paul pushed Arthur's ass in "Welcome to my domain!" said Paul As Arthur rubbed his eyes "Can't ya believe what you're seeing there friend? Well just wait for the real surprise" Well, Arthur heard a rumble And a grumble from down below The ground began to crack and emit from within A sinister yellow glow Deep from within that chasm Came a cacophonous chorus of shrieks And up rose the Devil with his two pointed horns And his infected Devil meat "I've come to take the fleshsack!" said the Devil As he spat onto the ground "I'll take this boy under my own wing, And make him the best Gel!™ salesmen around!" Gel!™
In the criminal justice system Gel based offenses are considered especially heinous In Salt Lake City, Utah, The dedicated detectives who investigate this vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as, The Pelicants These are their stories: See you in court, bitch (x24) Oyez Oyez All rise All rise


released December 13, 2019

The Pelicants:

Parker Andrezzi - Trumpet, Vocals
Charlie Vandel - Saxophone, Vocals
Ryan Collenburg - Guitar, Vocals
Will Guss - Bass, Vocals
Kona Ossana - Drums, Vocals

Additional Musicians:

Christian Lucy - Keyboards
Jack Brown - Background Vocals on "Gel!"

Recorded 12/30/2018 - 1/1/2019
Engineered, and Mixed by Kona Ossana
Mastered by Andrew Goldring at Soundcave Mastering

Album Cover by Kona Ossana


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Can we all agree that Gel is a wholesome way to spend your days until death?

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